I hardly talk to anyone anymore..
It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that I have no motivation to. I go on and try but always give up after a few messages. I get annoyed by the littlest things and I just feel like everyone ignores me anyways so why waste my time.
So relatable ugh
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine
the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket
not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
(Source: sadhag)
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
